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In-game bio
Thus battles raged and daggers slashed
Thus fallen soldiers moaned and gnashed
Chubby and skinny short and tall
The shiny sword has pierced them all
Commanders gathered by their side
And marveled what a genocide
What if a savage tribesman roams
What if a pirate marksman groans
What if a baby starts to cry
What if a birdie learns to fly
You are already dead I think
You’re not unlike a bathroom sink
The doctor spoke and washed his neck
Just like a vulture dressed in black
His fuzz was thick and very strong
His angst was bleak and very long
Alas the zoo contained a stool
Alas alas there stood a mule
Thus fallen soldiers moaned and gnashed
Chubby and skinny short and tall
The shiny sword has pierced them all
Commanders gathered by their side
And marveled what a genocide
What if a savage tribesman roams
What if a pirate marksman groans
What if a baby starts to cry
What if a birdie learns to fly
You are already dead I think
You’re not unlike a bathroom sink
The doctor spoke and washed his neck
Just like a vulture dressed in black
His fuzz was thick and very strong
His angst was bleak and very long
Alas the zoo contained a stool
Alas alas there stood a mule