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In-game bio
FUCK HAPPENS!
Taoism: Fuck happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Fuck happens."
Buddhism: If Fuck happens, it isn't really fuck.
Zen: What is the sound of fuck happening?
Hinduism: This fuck has happened before.
Islam: If fuck happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If fuck happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let fuck happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This fuck was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock fuck happens.
Trekism: to boldy fuck where no-one has fuck before.
Descartes - I fuck there for I am
Feminism - Men are fuck
Vegitarianism - if it happens to fuck, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - fuck is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are fuck
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to fuck or not to fuck, that is the question
New Age - Visualize fuck happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this fuck.