[T.L.M] The Lost Marauders

If your dealings with us have been unsatisfactory in the past, please fill out the following form... afterall we do seek to fuck you over nice and proper..




Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
[] Can Flipped
[] All of the Above

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] Fuckers
[] Evil Shitheads
[] Tossers
[] Assholes
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Lieing Scammers
[] Motherfuckers
[] Dickbags
[] Losers
[] Bitches

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

people like me. Therefore, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main

who's a member of

[] T.R.I.A.D.
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Avalon
[] Against All Authorities
[] Electus Matari
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] Bludgeon you with a dildo
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog
[] Other (Please State) _____________________________

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.
[] All of the above.

I sincerely hope you all

[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go Fuck yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,
[] All of the above,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.

As a closing message to my statement I would like to say

[] Fuck off and die.
[] You're all a pack of cunts.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I like pickles
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon.
[] All of the above.

Yours,

[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses

[insert victim name]