[5LSS] A Country Of Slightly Less Than Stellar Standards

Hello, and welcome to our corporation! A little history of us. I would like to say that we are pushing forward a nickname of our corporation called 'The united people of a periphery country.' This, I believe, will strike clear of what we are trying to achieve. Moving on, much like our Great Leap Forward to nulsec, we were unofficially formed after Great BOB War II. During that time, we did our best to remained non-aligned with either the Goon Communist Bloc or the BOB NATO. We banded with other people that were similar to our broadly defined standards of many different corporations and faces of EVE, based upon social, political, and economic divisions. We make sure that we sidestep the faults of maintaining a vast economic gap between the rich and the poor as inconspicuous as possible. Although, overt measures have to be taken such as awoxing key influential directors who try force people to deviate from our true goal. Our past, current, and future members are mainly made up of people in various parts of EVE with history living in colonies, also known as pets. Also, these members are mainly from Africa, Latin America, and Asia. Although we have very little money, we work hard, and make sure that every player gets a fair and equal share, no matter if they are a miner or a capital construction worker, or even a banker. Unfortunately, due to this method, we must conserve the said money, and only allowed to spend on the weekends. This ensures that there are no shortages of any kind to our people. In order to make sure that we are not fragmented, we need your help in keeping the minority directors in line with our true goal by suppressing them either with propaganda or assassination. We are also not afraid in calling out for help from the power blocs to help us in time of our need, but we will also make sure that they will not do any covert action that would tear us apart. Please understand that when the power blocs assist us, we must return with our assistance; usually in the form of hard labor from mining ops. Although long and tedious, the work done in Empire is far more cheaper than in the core regions, and so our outsource of both labor and jobs is perhaps our most critical asset. This allows us to not only receive funding or even military assistance, but also pick which power bloc that can help us the most. Lastly, although we may lack in ships, manpower, and money, we have innovation. In short, we are currently, at the moment, have less than stellar standards than that of even a semi-periphery corporation. As a result, we are also looking for suicide smart bombers, guerilla ops, and sniper writers. After you have been indoctrinated on how we do things, we will accept your application as soon as possible.