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Mr DerpaDerp

CaldariCivire
Killboard
Kill
0
+0 negli ultimi 90 giorni
Perdite
1
+0 negli ultimi 90 giorni
0%
Efficienza
Efficienza ISK 0%
ISK distrutti
0
+0 negli ultimi 90 giorni
Attività
Inattivo
0 kill/giorno · ultimi 90 giorni

Scheda di combattimento

Numeri da eve-kill, di tutta la carriera

Combattimento

Kill
0
Perdite
1
Indice di pericolo
0%
Colpi finali
0
Punti
0

ISK

Distrutti
0
Persi
3K
Bilancio
-3K
Efficienza ISK
0%

Solo

Kill in solo
0
Percentuale solo
0%
Kill medie/giorno
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Altro

Perdite contro NPC
1
Quota perdite NPC
100%
Attività
Inattivo
Danni inflitti0
Rapporto danni · 0%
Danni subiti396

Attività

Cosa vola, dove combatte, le ultime kill e perdite

NaviUltimi 90g
SistemiUltimi 90g
Ultime killKillboard
Ultime perditeKillboard

I più preziosi

Le kill più costose del periodo

Chi incontra

Chi uccide, da chi viene ucciso e cosa perde

Ultimi 90g
Uccisi
Ucciso da
Scafi persiPerdite suddivise per classe di scafo.

Bio in gioco

"I clicked the button. The numbers went up. I think I’m a genius."

Mr Derpaderp is the financial heartbeat of Triple Helix Therapeutics. While the rest of the triumvirate focuses on molecular stability, Derpaderp focuses on market volatility. He doesn't read spreadsheets; he stares at them until they surrender.

He has an uncanny ability to find the exact moment a booster supply is low and flood the market at a 400% markup. Most call it "insider trading." Derp calls it "a lucky guess."

Current Strategy: Buy high, sell higher, forget where the station is.

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MARKET LOG // TRADER: DERP
[X] JITA BUY ORDERS: ACTIVE
[X] ESCROW STATUS: RAINBOWS
[X] TAX EVASION: "INCONCLUSIVE"
[X] TOTAL ISK: [REDACTED FOR TAX PURPOSES]

Expense #104: 400 cases of Quafe Ultra (For "Analytical Focus").

Expense #212: Bail money for
Dinsee Nuffin.

Expense #309: Bribing the Jita Janitor to "forget" where I parked the Orca.

Expense #420: "Market Research" (Mostly involves eating exotic sandwiches in High-Sec).

"All ISK transferred to Mr Derpaderp is considered a 'Charitable Donation to the Church of the Holy Margin'. Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for missing assets, sudden inflation, or the mysterious disappearance of the corp's 401k. If found by internal auditors, please tell them I am a hallucination."