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Mr DerpaDerp-0.10
Pilot

Mr DerpaDerp

CaldariCivire
Killboard
Kills
0
+0 in the last 90 days
Losses
1
+0 in the last 90 days
0%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 0%
ISK destroyed
0
+0 in the last 90 days
Activity
Inactive
0 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
0
Losses
1
Danger Ratio
0%
Final Blows
0
Points
0

ISK

Destroyed
0
Lost
3K
Balance
-3K
ISK Efficiency
0%

Solo

Solo Kills
0
Solo Ratio
0%
Avg Kills/Day
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Other

NPC Losses
1
NPC Loss Ratio
100%
Activity
Inactive
Damage Dealt0
Damage Ratio · 0%
Damage Taken396

Activity

What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses

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Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

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In-game bio

"I clicked the button. The numbers went up. I think I’m a genius."

Mr Derpaderp is the financial heartbeat of Triple Helix Therapeutics. While the rest of the triumvirate focuses on molecular stability, Derpaderp focuses on market volatility. He doesn't read spreadsheets; he stares at them until they surrender.

He has an uncanny ability to find the exact moment a booster supply is low and flood the market at a 400% markup. Most call it "insider trading." Derp calls it "a lucky guess."

Current Strategy: Buy high, sell higher, forget where the station is.

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MARKET LOG // TRADER: DERP
[X] JITA BUY ORDERS: ACTIVE
[X] ESCROW STATUS: RAINBOWS
[X] TAX EVASION: "INCONCLUSIVE"
[X] TOTAL ISK: [REDACTED FOR TAX PURPOSES]

Expense #104: 400 cases of Quafe Ultra (For "Analytical Focus").

Expense #212: Bail money for
Dinsee Nuffin.

Expense #309: Bribing the Jita Janitor to "forget" where I parked the Orca.

Expense #420: "Market Research" (Mostly involves eating exotic sandwiches in High-Sec).

"All ISK transferred to Mr Derpaderp is considered a 'Charitable Donation to the Church of the Holy Margin'. Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for missing assets, sudden inflation, or the mysterious disappearance of the corp's 401k. If found by internal auditors, please tell them I am a hallucination."