Mr DerpaDerp

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -0.14

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"I clicked the button. The numbers went up. I think I’m a genius."

Mr Derpaderp is the financial heartbeat of Triple Helix Therapeutics. While the rest of the triumvirate focuses on molecular stability, Derpaderp focuses on market volatility. He doesn't read spreadsheets; he stares at them until they surrender.

He has an uncanny ability to find the exact moment a booster supply is low and flood the market at a 400% markup. Most call it "insider trading." Derp calls it "a lucky guess."

Current Strategy: Buy high, sell higher, forget where the station is.

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MARKET LOG // TRADER: DERP
[X] JITA BUY ORDERS: ACTIVE
[X] ESCROW STATUS: RAINBOWS
[X] TAX EVASION: "INCONCLUSIVE"
[X] TOTAL ISK: [REDACTED FOR TAX PURPOSES]

Expense #104: 400 cases of Quafe Ultra (For "Analytical Focus").

Expense #212: Bail money for
Dinsee Nuffin.

Expense #309: Bribing the Jita Janitor to "forget" where I parked the Orca.

Expense #420: "Market Research" (Mostly involves eating exotic sandwiches in High-Sec).

"All ISK transferred to Mr Derpaderp is considered a 'Charitable Donation to the Church of the Holy Margin'. Triple Helix Therapeutics is not responsible for missing assets, sudden inflation, or the mysterious disappearance of the corp's 401k. If found by internal auditors, please tell them I am a hallucination."

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