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This here is a genuine CHEVY Vortec engine!
That's right, powered by real tornados!
How exactly does a positraction rear end on a plymouth work?
It just does,
Real simple Son! Cops are commin'. There's a kilo of columbian Bam-Bam under the car, time to be a man! Ya got hair on yer peaches or not?
C'mon son, what's it gonna be? Speed or jail?
Alright, while we're still under a caution, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.
Hit the pace car!?
HIT! THE! PACE! CAR!
What for?
Because you hit every other god damned thing out there; I want you to be perfect!
That's right, powered by real tornados!
How exactly does a positraction rear end on a plymouth work?
It just does,
Real simple Son! Cops are commin'. There's a kilo of columbian Bam-Bam under the car, time to be a man! Ya got hair on yer peaches or not?
C'mon son, what's it gonna be? Speed or jail?
Alright, while we're still under a caution, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.
Hit the pace car!?
HIT! THE! PACE! CAR!
What for?
Because you hit every other god damned thing out there; I want you to be perfect!