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[PHAIL] Noob Mercs

162 membersTax 5%Founded in 2008
Killboard
Kills
21,767
+0 in the last 90 days
Losses
15,096
+0 in the last 90 days
59%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 88%
ISK destroyed
1.65T
+0 in the last 90 days
Activity
Inactive
0 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
21,767
Losses
15,096
Danger Ratio
96%
Final Blows
6,248
Points
21,767

ISK

Destroyed
1.65T
Lost
228.16B
Balance
+1.42T
ISK Efficiency
88%

Solo

Solo Kills
2,600
Solo Ratio
12%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
531
NPC Loss Ratio
4%
Activity
Inactive

Activity

What the corporation flies, where it fights, latest kills and losses

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Most Valuable

The priciest kills in the window

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

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Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.

Battles

Engagements in the selected window, from our own killmail archive

Description


Fly Fearless!

Public channel
Banana Public

Formed in 2008, Noob Mercs (PHAIL) has a rich history of taking in just about any scrub, or nubcake with a desire to use the pointy end of a stick to poke others for no other reason than "just because."

We are Newbros. We are Carebears looking to change our ways. We are shitty ship captains with questionable skill sets. We are a bunch of assholes that don't care if we go down in flames as long as we take someone, anyone, with us. We are a bunch of muppet lemmings. We are a dysfunctional family.

For those wishing to join our band of merry men and women, we have few requirements. We subscribe to Darwinism, poor fits tend to weed themselves out fairly quickly and move on. You don't have to be good at PVP, just willing to try. We go into every fight expecting to lose... badly. It makes the wins taste that much better, like a mouth full of ash turning into bacony joy. Mmm.

Feel free to come talk to us, or shoot at us.