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[SCI42] Sirius Cybernetics Inc

22 membersTax 0%Founded in 2007
Killboard
Kills
422
+12 in the last 90 days
Losses
447
+0 in the last 90 days
49%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 78%
ISK destroyed
291.72B
+15.79B in the last 90 days
Activity
Medium
0.1 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
422
Losses
447
Danger Ratio
92%
Final Blows
148
Points
418

ISK

Destroyed
291.72B
Lost
82.05B
Balance
+209.68B
ISK Efficiency
78%

Solo

Solo Kills
76
Solo Ratio
18%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
34
NPC Loss Ratio
8%
Activity
Medium

Activity

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Description

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, supplied by their Marketing Department.

They are not, however, known for the quality of their products.

Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors, to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide.

The company motto is; "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesized drinks to the company of a robot, or 'Your plastic pal who's fun to be with' as it is described by the aforementioned Marketing Department. It should be noted that many who do not Enjoy, then go on to fail to Share, unless this includes sharing strongly-worded opinions toward their complaints department.

The Hitchhiker's Travel Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which conveniently fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as:

"A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole.


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