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In-game bio
Greetings, capsuleers of New Eden! Welcome to the Interstellar Narcotics Emporium of Narc’s Galactic Goodies: the premier purveyor of illegal combat boosters, where we sling performance-enhancing narcotics like kino gobbins null genocide
-Free Delivery: We yeet your order through wormholes faster than a Sabre bubbling a ratting carrier. Nullsec, lowsec, or that sketchy Thera system you’re hiding in? We got you. No extra charge, because we’re classy like that
-Discreet Packaging: Your boosters arrive in a crate labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” so even nosy customs agents in Amarr space won’t bat an eyelash!
Our boosters are top-shelf, synthesized in clandestine labs by rogue Sansha chemists who’ve traded their loyalty to Nation for a fat stack of ISK and lit af pleasure hubs. These aren’t your grandma’s Quafe Zero knockoffs—these are premium, synapse-frying, turret-tracking, missile-slinging concoctions that’ll make your ship dance like a Gallente exotic dancer on a triple espresso bender
What’s on the Menu?
Synth Blue Pill: Boost your shield tank so hard, you’ll laugh as coercer gankers cry in despair.
Crash: For when you need ur autocannons to spin faster than a political pundit dodging a scandal.
X-Instinct: Dodge lasers like you’re Neo in The Matrix, but with better hair & bigger explosion budget.
And our flagship, Mindflood—because who needs capacitor management when you’re high as a kite and cap-injecting like a pro?
Order Now! Slide into our encrypted in-game channel, Narc’s Goodies, and place your order. ISK only, no bartering with your uncle’s t1 salvage. Boost your combat prowess, outsmart your enemies, and maybe, just maybe, survive that 50 alt FRT gate camp. With Narc’s Galactic Goodies, you’re not just buying boosters—you’re buying pay-2-win bragging rights for stream views
Side Effect Warning (Read This, You Maniac): Our boosters are potent, but they come with a teeny chance of hilarious mishaps. In rare cases, users report spontaneous ship-spinning in station, uncontrollable urges to type “i'll pay the ransom” in local, or, in extreme cases, believing they’re the reincarnation of Chribba. One poor soul claimed their Astero started serenading NPCs with Gallente pop anthems. Use responsibly—or don’t, we’re not your mom
Disclaimer: Narc’s Galactic Goodies is not liable for ship losses, CONCORD interventions, or sudden urges to join a roleplay corp. Fly dangerously, capsuleer!
-Free Delivery: We yeet your order through wormholes faster than a Sabre bubbling a ratting carrier. Nullsec, lowsec, or that sketchy Thera system you’re hiding in? We got you. No extra charge, because we’re classy like that
-Discreet Packaging: Your boosters arrive in a crate labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” so even nosy customs agents in Amarr space won’t bat an eyelash!
Our boosters are top-shelf, synthesized in clandestine labs by rogue Sansha chemists who’ve traded their loyalty to Nation for a fat stack of ISK and lit af pleasure hubs. These aren’t your grandma’s Quafe Zero knockoffs—these are premium, synapse-frying, turret-tracking, missile-slinging concoctions that’ll make your ship dance like a Gallente exotic dancer on a triple espresso bender
What’s on the Menu?
Synth Blue Pill: Boost your shield tank so hard, you’ll laugh as coercer gankers cry in despair.
Crash: For when you need ur autocannons to spin faster than a political pundit dodging a scandal.
X-Instinct: Dodge lasers like you’re Neo in The Matrix, but with better hair & bigger explosion budget.
And our flagship, Mindflood—because who needs capacitor management when you’re high as a kite and cap-injecting like a pro?
Order Now! Slide into our encrypted in-game channel, Narc’s Goodies, and place your order. ISK only, no bartering with your uncle’s t1 salvage. Boost your combat prowess, outsmart your enemies, and maybe, just maybe, survive that 50 alt FRT gate camp. With Narc’s Galactic Goodies, you’re not just buying boosters—you’re buying pay-2-win bragging rights for stream views
Side Effect Warning (Read This, You Maniac): Our boosters are potent, but they come with a teeny chance of hilarious mishaps. In rare cases, users report spontaneous ship-spinning in station, uncontrollable urges to type “i'll pay the ransom” in local, or, in extreme cases, believing they’re the reincarnation of Chribba. One poor soul claimed their Astero started serenading NPCs with Gallente pop anthems. Use responsibly—or don’t, we’re not your mom
Disclaimer: Narc’s Galactic Goodies is not liable for ship losses, CONCORD interventions, or sudden urges to join a roleplay corp. Fly dangerously, capsuleer!