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Shields are like clothes, they come off first...
Armor is like a penis, it works better when hardened...
Structure is like a pussy, once you're in it, you're fucked!
You play EVE too much when:
When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points on him" while volleying punches.
When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.
When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.
When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off screaming 'I'll be on the killmail!'
When you get into a car crash and run away so you don't get podded.
When you drive into a road block and say "Ohh Sh*t.. gate camp."
When saying to someone have a nice day you say "fly safe".
Armor is like a penis, it works better when hardened...
Structure is like a pussy, once you're in it, you're fucked!
You play EVE too much when:
When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points on him" while volleying punches.
When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.
When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.
When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off screaming 'I'll be on the killmail!'
When you get into a car crash and run away so you don't get podded.
When you drive into a road block and say "Ohh Sh*t.. gate camp."
When saying to someone have a nice day you say "fly safe".