Kast Agnet

OK SO, one of my friends got a shitload of money selling his business and now he said he's, "going to cross one thing off his bucket list every week for a year." I'm rooting for him, I just think his bucket list is shit. HEAR ME OUT

You can't do anything on my bucket list in under 3-5 years. I've turned my life plan into my bucket list.

OK SO, for the next 30 years I plan to just be awesome as hell. Do whatever I want whenever I want. Then life begins. Once all of my elder relatives die, I'm erasing my identity ((I've got a guy), and moving to Indianapolis. According to Google, two seconds ago. Indianapolis has the most churches in America. I have 10000% confidence I can get to the top of any of them in less than 3-5 years.

Honestly, the religion of the church doesn't matter. I'm going to REALLY get into it. I'm going to take every bribe. I want to see how high the corruption goes. Then, of course, I'll convince everyone I am God. I'll have a wife and 7 kids during this 3-5 year period, but this isn't about them.

After leaving my wife and children in the middle of the night, I'll erase my identity (I've got a guy), move to Dallas, Texas, and become a high school teacher. I have 10000% confidence I can get to the top of any school system in less than 3-5 years. When I finally get to the top, I'll be the principal everyone loves. I'm going to REALLY get into it. I'm going to take every bribe. Then, of course, I'll convince everyone I am God. or wait,

what's a bucket list?