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stale mate

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 0.07

Corporazione

[-DRK-] DarkSide Inc

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No Alliance Affiliation

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heres some interesting facts...

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck’s magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy’s womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, “Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?” All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. “I didn’t bleeping think so!” shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck’s balls. Chuck pulled out, roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, “Don’t ever waste my time again.”

There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. <bleep> you, team.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLCRAP!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

FACTS.

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Profilo pubblico di stale mate · corporazione [-DRK-] DarkSide Inc.

stale mate

stale mate è un capsuleer di EVE Online il cui profilo pubblico è disponibile su Capsuleers.app. Questa pagina raccoglie tutte le informazioni ESI accessibili al pilota: ritratto ufficiale, sec status (0.07), data di creazione del personaggio, corporazione attuale ([-DRK-] DarkSide Inc), alleanza attuale, history corporazione completa con date di ingresso/uscita.

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stale mate milita attualmente in DarkSide Inc. Per maggiori dettagli sulla corporazione e sull'alleanza, naviga ai rispettivi profili tramite i link nella scheda. La deployment history mostra tutti i passaggi precedenti di stale mate attraverso le corporazioni di New Eden.

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