Katsumoto war

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Alleanza

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STARDATE: 2012
It seems my penis has constricted rigermortus. I am on my way to the Physician to see if it is fatal or if it will have to be amputated.Could it have been those Amarr scum who poisoned me? Maybe one of my own crew wanting to take the position of LORD HELMET or even a pissed off EXOTIC DANCER?This may be one of my last entries so if your reading this it means that the rigermortus has taken over my body and i am dead...

STARDATE: 2012 [UPDATE]
I have finally recieved word back from the Physician!! It seems that i have had an erection for more then a month now.He seems to think that this is some sort of a blessing but i only see it as a curse.I mean, you try engaging an enemy in 0.0 and not pass out from loss of blood to your brain.And It seems the only cure is vigoriously massaging my Hang Dangle several times a day.So if you find me non-responsive or offline for several hours just know.... I'm ok.

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