Freddy Jnr

Many people have written to ask ‘When will my bulbs start to emerge from the soil in nature's annual miracle?’ ‘How do you do it, Fred?’ they say. ‘Your plants and bulbs come up beautiful. Can I ever learn to have green fingers like you?’

The first class gardener must be prepared to make sacrifices. You won't achieve anything without making sacrifices. Family and friends may have to ‘Do their bit.’ I have always worked hard – even at times when other people were abed.

The local police are some of my biggest fans. They know the effort it takes to win the kind of celebrity I now enjoy. ‘Fred,’ they say, ‘You're a real marvel with your shovel!’

As I tell younger gardeners – you can't point it out enough – it's all down to the best fertiliser. That's why I recently sent myself to the crematorium to be turned into some really first class fertiliser.

Cheers for now, and happy gardening,

Fred