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Activity
What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses
In-game bio
Nipple View
Have you seen this man?
No you have not! This is a woman, ok!
Amarr athuorities urge individuals who think they may have seen Nipplestel to contact them.
She is senile and thinks she is a capsuleer, her family lost track of her at market one day and she has been missing ever since.
She is loved and they just want her to come home.
Caution: Rondom nipple flashing.
Full time village idiot, part time pilot, and consumer of beans.
My Passion
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables.
I know I used to know how to think, I just can't remember how I used to do it.
It takes equal amounts of bean cans, duct tape, and chewing gum to fly a Minmatar ship.
Flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs backwards while firing two Uzis, blindfolded.
My check engines light keeps coming on, I have no idea why, they are still there every time I look.
If you ever hear a strange noise in your ship after exiting wormhole space, just make weirder noises to assert dominance.
And i̶f̷ that d̕͡o̸es̸̡ń't ̀ẁo̷r̛k̕͠ y̴o̴̖ǘ̵̝ ̶̦c̸̻̐a̶̫̾ñ̴̡ ̵̫̒a̴̞l̵̊ẘ̵̜ȧ̸̙ÿ̸́s̷̗ ̷̗̐ţ̷̈r̵̨̎ÿ̸̱́ H̸̢̘̑È̶̡̮̹̻̟̬̻̲̀̀̽́̾̾̓̎̚̕ ̴̰̥̾̄C̸̨̲̀̃̽̍͠O̴̗̞̬̫̭̲̬ͅM̶̛̦̮̖̈́̀̔̂͂̅̊Ë̵̛́S̴̢̞̹̬̰̞̺̀̇̂̇̋̏̅͂
Have you seen this man?
No you have not! This is a woman, ok!
Amarr athuorities urge individuals who think they may have seen Nipplestel to contact them.
She is senile and thinks she is a capsuleer, her family lost track of her at market one day and she has been missing ever since.
She is loved and they just want her to come home.
Caution: Rondom nipple flashing.
Full time village idiot, part time pilot, and consumer of beans.
My Passion
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables.
I know I used to know how to think, I just can't remember how I used to do it.
It takes equal amounts of bean cans, duct tape, and chewing gum to fly a Minmatar ship.
Flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs backwards while firing two Uzis, blindfolded.
My check engines light keeps coming on, I have no idea why, they are still there every time I look.
If you ever hear a strange noise in your ship after exiting wormhole space, just make weirder noises to assert dominance.
And i̶f̷ that d̕͡o̸es̸̡ń't ̀ẁo̷r̛k̕͠ y̴o̴̖ǘ̵̝ ̶̦c̸̻̐a̶̫̾ñ̴̡ ̵̫̒a̴̞l̵̊ẘ̵̜ȧ̸̙ÿ̸́s̷̗ ̷̗̐ţ̷̈r̵̨̎ÿ̸̱́ H̸̢̘̑È̶̡̮̹̻̟̬̻̲̀̀̽́̾̾̓̎̚̕ ̴̰̥̾̄C̸̨̲̀̃̽̍͠O̴̗̞̬̫̭̲̬ͅM̶̛̦̮̖̈́̀̔̂͂̅̊Ë̵̛́S̴̢̞̹̬̰̞̺̀̇̂̇̋̏̅͂