Jimbo Joestar

In the physical plane of existence, our universe has many 'forces' (an interaction that will change the motion of an object when unopposed). As you serve a physical presence in this universe then one can easily conclude that forces will impose an action upon the carbon-based life form we will now refer to as 'you' (a multicellular organism, notable for being a spiny mammal in the subfamily of "Erinaceidae" and of a shade of blue - most unusual for an organism belonging to this family), as such, perhaps you have already come to the same conclusion as I. For you see, we must not resist these forces. Rather, we must use them to our advantage! You may not be aware, but you are in possession of a weight-bearing and locomotive anatomical structure we refer to as 'legs'! Truly a blessing, a miracle of life! One must pause to appreciate such wonders, and how we come to be. But I digress - your 'legs' are capable of converting energy from your organism's energy storage to direct force! This results in momentum, through the "inverted pendulum" gait in which you as a carbon-based life form is capable of propelling yourself with! But this is not enough; we must exert as much force as possible, converting all available energy sources and pushing yourself with as much force as possible! You will ache! You will be sore! But there is an age-old saying among creatures such as yourself - "no pain, no gain.” This statement is likely a jest taking the physical pain set off by your incredible momentum which ultimately results in a benefit for yourself - for with progress comes pain! There is no alternative, but this is your goal in life. But why must we as a physical being be traveling over the surface of this planet at such a velocity? We hold a title that is significant to other creatures, a meaningless self-esteem boost which without we are nothing! It is unfortunate, but this is the way of life. We are imperfect creatures, and we crave attention! There are those who say otherwise, but they are wrong. This is what our meaning in life is. To be swift and claim our title of the being on this planet capable of moving at what is currently greater than any other creature. Of the billions of creatures in this universe, we are able to hurtle through this planet's atmosphere at a greater velocity. Oh, what a title! Oh, what a claim! With this achievement, we will truly be remembered forever, and our life may have some meaning.