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In-game bio
Vaguely aware of the existance of the time travelling giraffe known as 'Gary', TheThermoception, or 'The T' to his friends (if he had any), travelled around New Eden in search of the power to opperate the device that Gary had used. He heard word of the time machine's last known location and so he set forth with his trusty moustache and copious quantities of hair gel.
Eventually arriving at a large mostly abandonned shopping mall in the middle of London, The T found his way through the crowds to the information desk and was eventually escorted away by security for 'disturbing the peace' and 'urinating in public', he was encased in a small glass box with nothing but a pair of sunglasses, blonde hair dye, a giraffe sized time machine, and a large pile of Bonny Javo comic books and video cassettes. So with nothing else to do while waiting to be released from his inconvenient prison, he read the comics and became enraptured by this Bonny character.
Using the hair dye, sunglasses, and the, hair gel he'd brought with him which the security goons had forgot to search him for (HA! FOOLS!!!), slowly, over many days, The T turned himself into a rather bad knock off copy of an already terrible knock off character of a much better knock off character (who for possible legal reasons shall remain nameless).
The T, with his new found Bonny Javo based skills, managed to talk his way past the guards by thumping them on the head with a bottle of hair dye now filled with human excrement. He Jived down the street and pointed at people a lot whilst waving his hair around and was generally glad that the last hour of torment was finally over.
Remembering his true purpose in life, The T turned around, and headed back to the dreaded information desk to get arrested again to recover the Giraffe-sized Omni Dimensional Reality and Spacial Time Hopper, or GSODRST for short, but was was placed in a different glass box labeled "BUS STOP" and the next thing The T knew; he was kung fu fighting a drunk bus driver over a slice of fillet mignon and a wonky claw hammer in the middle of the Nevada desert.
After successfully knocking the Bus driver out and commandeering his bus, The T realised that something didnt add up. He looked at his belt and saw the splotched pattern of a giraffe wrapped around his waist with various bits of metal and glass which were the obvious remains of the GSODRST Time Hopper, or GSODRSTTH for short. HE WAS WEARING IT THIS WHOLE TIME!!!
Eventually arriving at a large mostly abandonned shopping mall in the middle of London, The T found his way through the crowds to the information desk and was eventually escorted away by security for 'disturbing the peace' and 'urinating in public', he was encased in a small glass box with nothing but a pair of sunglasses, blonde hair dye, a giraffe sized time machine, and a large pile of Bonny Javo comic books and video cassettes. So with nothing else to do while waiting to be released from his inconvenient prison, he read the comics and became enraptured by this Bonny character.
Using the hair dye, sunglasses, and the, hair gel he'd brought with him which the security goons had forgot to search him for (HA! FOOLS!!!), slowly, over many days, The T turned himself into a rather bad knock off copy of an already terrible knock off character of a much better knock off character (who for possible legal reasons shall remain nameless).
The T, with his new found Bonny Javo based skills, managed to talk his way past the guards by thumping them on the head with a bottle of hair dye now filled with human excrement. He Jived down the street and pointed at people a lot whilst waving his hair around and was generally glad that the last hour of torment was finally over.
Remembering his true purpose in life, The T turned around, and headed back to the dreaded information desk to get arrested again to recover the Giraffe-sized Omni Dimensional Reality and Spacial Time Hopper, or GSODRST for short, but was was placed in a different glass box labeled "BUS STOP" and the next thing The T knew; he was kung fu fighting a drunk bus driver over a slice of fillet mignon and a wonky claw hammer in the middle of the Nevada desert.
After successfully knocking the Bus driver out and commandeering his bus, The T realised that something didnt add up. He looked at his belt and saw the splotched pattern of a giraffe wrapped around his waist with various bits of metal and glass which were the obvious remains of the GSODRST Time Hopper, or GSODRSTTH for short. HE WAS WEARING IT THIS WHOLE TIME!!!