Short Stick

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 5.01

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Ledeanio - I'm a slow old man who doesn't touch kids
Tisme Umid - Even when I had a dick in my mouth, I didn't sound like I had that much dick in my mouth
BJK - I'm gonna treat myself to a piss
Tisme Umid - I'm gonna start the massage by smashing a bottle against your taint
BJK - Do your feet have a passport?
Yemen - Canada will always come for Britain
Tisme Umid - I'm Trisexual, there's nothing I won't try
Tisme Umid - I'm harder than The Times Crossword right now
Havok Sotken - I'm a little Rorqual, short and stout. If you don't take my fucking bridge i'm jumping out
Yemen - N Dash is either sleeping or yelling at crows
BJK - I think an AirBNB is better because we can get bread in
Beetles Light - I spurted a lot while playing it as well
N Dash - Where the fuck were you Yemen? Hiding under a table in the Fort?
N Dash - Just going through Hisec and he calls him a wanker, Drive by British insults man
Miwanow Kregoolan - We're not a cult, but if we were one, we'd be a good one
Azawrath Moon - I would tell Ryan Reynolds to treat me like a casette deck, when you're done with one side, flip me over and take the other
Havok Sotken - I'll send them a picture of my rim
N Dash - BJK is dropping Fortizars like the US Military drops KFCs
Azawrath Moon - We all know Beetles has a big heart so it's all okay
Beetles Light - I have some big testicles too
Slim Jim - What's the fastest locking ship in the game?
Jeammah Saroth - Right now, this Daredevil right here
BJK - I'm not gonna sleep Tuesday or Wednesday as I've got a really early fart

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SHIPS KILL587
K/L EFF.92%
SHIPS LOST48
ISK DESTROYED637 Mld
ISK EFF.99%
ISK LOST3,4 Mld
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