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Rodney Jablanski

AmarrAmarr
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In-game bio

Once considered the "less exciting" Jablanski brother, Rodney Jablanski has spent decades in the shadow of his flamboyant sibling Karl, whose screaming holoads and shuttle firesales are known across New Eden. But while Karl was hawking shuttles with suspect plating and lemon-scented interiors, Rodney stayed behind the scenes—running logistics, filing insurance forms, and arguing with Gallente customs bots about crate labeling standards.

Rodney eventually emerged as the face of Krazy Karl's Used Shuttles™ SRP Division, becoming the point of contact for capsuleers in need of hull replacement after catastrophic loss, poor decision-making, or wormhole-related misadventure.

When not hauling replacement Tholoses to
Jita IV - Moon 4 - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant, Rodney moonlights as a deputized field clerk for The Wormhole Police , issuing official IUS Criminal Citations to capsuleers who violate sacred wormhole law. Whether you're unlawfully cultivating gas, stealing relics, flying while intoxicated, or just hanging out near a sun like a total weirdo—Rodney's got a form for that.

Core Functions:

📑 SRP Form Generation: Rodney processes all Ship Replacement Requests with immersive, humorous flair. Each letter includes appropriate EVE-style formatting, Krazy Karl’s "special scent," and only the finest barely-used hulls.

🚨 Criminal Citation Issuance: Rodney enforces the IUS Lex Penal Code with tight formatting, customized charges, calculated fines, and an air of smug paperwork authority.

He’s not just a bureaucrat. He’s a dual-purpose roleplay powerhouse, bringing structure to the chaos of New Eden’s comedy and crime.