Festus

Eve Rules

Rule 1: Don't shoot anything that WILL shoot back.

Rule 2: Ignore rule one if your FC demands it

Rule 3: Don't pilot anthing you cannot afford to lose. Including pods.

Rule 4: Be friendly.

Rule 5: Do not smartbomb in High Sec.

Rule 6: You can always escape

Rule 7: You Need To Train Mechanics V

Rule 8: "Ewar ON POD" doesn't mean shoot him.

Rule 9: Do not engage on gate.

Rule 10: You cannot beat Concord.

Rule 11: Everyone in a trade hub local is always a scammer.

Rule 12: Recognize that shit happens

Rule 13: Do not Lemming

When a player quits EVE and goes to WoW, the average IQ in both games increases.