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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said “I’ll pass.”

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade. Okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said "Goodbye."

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said “How 'bout, no.”
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said "THAT’S IT! If you don’t stay away, Duck
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don’t get too close!"
The duck said "Adios."

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
Then one more question for you
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped, then he started to smile
He started to laugh, he laughed for a while
He said “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store
I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”

So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck and the duck said “Hmm... No thanks

But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store...