Tibx

You cant be luckey every day, but you can be smart all the time.

Never underestimat the power of stupied pepole in larg numbers.

In a game of cat and mouse, I have always prefered to be the cat, but a mouse with a photon nucaler blaster of doom isnt to bad eather.

Come to the darkside ..we have milk and cookies.

I think the gene pool could use a littel chlorene.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare Wallet.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot.

If all the world is a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

Health nuts are going to feel stupied some day, lying in a hospitals dieing of nothing.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former.

The problem is not that we have to many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right.