Bishibash

After serving under Jim Raynor for many years, and finally replacing him long after the Terran re-rebellion was successfull as a master general. He had business with the Protoss, they had found a wormhole accelerator. It was tearing up space and time if you so wanted. It was to be destroyed, items like this was what caused the zerg to evolve. But Bishibash had to try it out, for science.

He jumped into the wormhole. The pain was immense and brutal, it felt like all of him was breaking and that he would never be able to walk, sleep or feel anything ever again, as if this was the end for ever but for him it was an eternity of suffering. He finally saw a light, a glimmer of hope. When the eternal torment ended and he reached the end of the wormhole (theoreticaly infinitely thin) he was spitten out on a toilet floor.

Unaware of that time had been flowing for 3 billion years and that the protoss and zerg were long history, humans had devolved to nothing more than an online cluster of EVE.