Vladimir Gaylord

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 0.71

Corporazione

[B] Brutor Tribe

Alleanza

No Alliance Affiliation

In-Game Bio Feed

"Friendly" Meat Popsicle located in US [GMT-8]!

Quite Useful Unit Conversions

Lightyear = 63,240 AU
330m/s = speed of sound on Earth (sea level)
1GJ = 100,000 AA Batteries
Flux Capacitor = 32.7 Rifter Powergrids
Rifter Cargo Hold = 59,164 Fleshlights

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced..."