Artwig Aurgnet

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Alleanza

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"I'll accept penis" -- DJ BigCountry, October 9th 2012.
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Whats that on your arm?

The mark of a secret society.

If it's secret, why tell me-

Because I know nothing. I can't betray them because I don't know who they are. I was chosen by an agent 20 years ago. That was my first and last direct contact. It's safer that way.

Six years later and I found a piece of paper in the street with an address on it. The next day, I found a can of kerosene in my garage that i'm sure I never bought. I didn't know whose house it was. I just knew that i'd been given my orders and I carried them out.

I don't know who or what we're fighting. Maybe we're the bad guys. It doesn't matter to me. It's enough to know that there are forces working beneath the chaos of life, and I'm PART of them, that whatever this "Pen Fifteen" club is, I'm IN it.
--XKCD #842