Zynon Alland

if you are reading this to figure who i am you are ghey and should be thrown in front of a moving truck.


Q&A

Q: If during a threesome 2 guys on accident touch tips does that make you gay?
A: Well depends...did you smile when it happened

Q: If you had a choice between a midget, a hooker or a pole dancer which would you choose?
A: The Midget...they have such cute little dick beaters!

Q: How do you get rid of crabs?

A: very simple, squat over a mirror the crabs with think its another ass and leap on it.


Zynon's Poems:

So, A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but the best part of you ran down your mothers thigh
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