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Clay Garth5.00
Pilot

Clay Garth

GallenteGallente
Killboard
Kills
231
+0 in the last 90 days
Losses
49
+0 in the last 90 days
83%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 100%
ISK destroyed
671.40B
+0 in the last 90 days
Activity
Inactive
0 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
231
Losses
49
Danger Ratio
94%
Final Blows
8
Points
219

ISK

Destroyed
671.40B
Lost
1.52B
Balance
+669.88B
ISK Efficiency
100%

Solo

Solo Kills
0
Solo Ratio
0%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
3
NPC Loss Ratio
6%
Activity
Inactive
Damage Dealt848.0K
Damage Ratio · 79%
Damage Taken229.0K

Activity

What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses

ShipsLast 90d
SystemsLast 90d
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Most Valuable

The priciest kills in the window

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

Last 90d
Killed
Killed By
Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.

In-game bio

CLAY
“Prophet of the Third Neutron Pancake. Founder of the Church of Sublime Confusion. Voted ‘Most Likely to Accidentally Ascend’ by three separate AI factions.”

Clay was once a humble Federation citizen with a dream: to spread joy, understanding, and mild existential dread across the stars. Then came the vision — somewhere between an expired synth-booster and a misaligned cyno jump, he saw it: the Divine Pattern™ woven into the New Eden cluster by ancient spaghetti code.

Thus was born the
Cult of Clay, a completely unrecognized rapidly growing philosophical movement centered around the belief that:

The universe is a poorly maintained simulation

Explosions are a form of communication

And everyone, deep down, is just one bad fitting away from enlightenment

TEACHINGS OF THE CULT INCLUDE:

“If the fit explodes, the lesson unfolds.”

“Local chat is sacred scripture. Especially the spam.”

“Every podding is just the universe saying: try again, but funnier.”

“The pod is the soul. The ship is just a fancy hat.”

RELIGIOUS PRACTICES:

Weekly sermons in local chat (attendance mandatory, understanding optional)

Ritual fleet warps to nowhere (bonus points for comedy timing)

Tithes may be paid in nanite paste, exotic dancers, or “whatever this weird thing is I found in a relic site.”

RECENT MIRACLES:

Once survived an entire gatecamp by convincing the campers he was already a ghost.

Accidentally bridged an entire fleet into a fashion show. No one regrets it.

Flew through a wormhole while AFK. Returned to find a shrine and several donations labeled “thanks for the vibes.”



IF YOU’RE READING THIS...
You’ve been chosen. Or targeted. Honestly, it’s the same thing around here.

Shoot Clay, and you may find only wreckage.
Spare Clay, and he may follow you forever, quoting “The 404th Epistle of the Disconnected Node.”
Choose wisely, capsuleer.
For Clay watches.
Clay judges.
Clay has no idea what he’s doing, and that makes him dangerous.