Spaceballs The JackAss

My mother told me I was a virgin child, the making of god's fair work.
Something I found hard to believe, cause I knew what she would do for 50isk.
I took up Carpentry at a young age, on my home planet in gallante space, after losing 3 fingers and my left testicle I decided to take another path in life, anally injecting crash. I found this life rather painful.
One night my luck changed, i managed to meet up with a young gallante star pilot, and after spiking his drink with mindflood, I stole his keys and flew his ship to Bourynes, a trip I can't remember too well.
Once in space, I kicked the crash habit, and started growing my own shit, before long I needed an indy to hold it all, made friends and shared it out.