- Kills
- 7
- +0 in the last 90 days
- Losses
- 4
- +0 in the last 90 days
- Efficiency
- ISK Efficiency 2%
- ISK destroyed
- 1.67B
- +0 in the last 90 days
- Activity
- Inactive
- 0 kills/day · last 90 days
Combat Record
Career-long numbers from eve-kill
Combat
- Kills
- 7
- Losses
- 4
- Danger Ratio
- 100%
- Final Blows
- 5
- Points
- 7
ISK
- Destroyed
- 1.67B
- Lost
- 91.66B
- Balance
- -89.99B
- ISK Efficiency
- 2%
Solo
- Solo Kills
- 3
- Solo Ratio
- 43%
- Avg Kills/Day
- —
Other
- NPC Losses
- 0
- NPC Loss Ratio
- 0%
- Activity
- Inactive
Damage Dealt52.6K
Damage Ratio · 1%
Damage Taken4.0M
Activity
What they fly, where they fight, latest kills and losses
Most Valuable
The priciest kills in the window
Matchups
Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose
Last 90d
Killed
Killed By
Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.
In-game bio
An EVE player and a WOW player walk into a bar, sit down, and order a drink.
Immediately, the WOW player takes notice of a hot woman sitting by herself sipping a
drink. The WOW player remarks, "Damn she's hot! Tell me you wouldn't screw her!"
The EVE player, while looking over at the woman, replies with confusion, "Out of what?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three wives were sitting at a table talking. One remarks, "My husband is a
psychologist, and every night before sex he gives me flowers, and I like that."
The second woman remarks, "My husband is a mechanic, and he gives it to me
rough and I like that!"
The third woman chimes in, "Well, my husband is a CCP developer and all he does
is sits on the bed and tells me how good it will be when I actually get it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many EVE developers does it take to change a light-bulb?
5
One, to tell us they're changing a lightbulb. The second, to realize they have a 110W
lightbulb they've bought for a 80W socket. The third to change the lightbulb. The fourth
to nerf the lightswitch so it is only used at certain times. And finally the fifth, to nerf
the power coming into the building so the lightbulb only consumes 80 Watts.
Which means they now need a whole slew of developers to change the rest of the bulbs
that barely have enough juice to glow. This is the logic of CCP.
Immediately, the WOW player takes notice of a hot woman sitting by herself sipping a
drink. The WOW player remarks, "Damn she's hot! Tell me you wouldn't screw her!"
The EVE player, while looking over at the woman, replies with confusion, "Out of what?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three wives were sitting at a table talking. One remarks, "My husband is a
psychologist, and every night before sex he gives me flowers, and I like that."
The second woman remarks, "My husband is a mechanic, and he gives it to me
rough and I like that!"
The third woman chimes in, "Well, my husband is a CCP developer and all he does
is sits on the bed and tells me how good it will be when I actually get it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many EVE developers does it take to change a light-bulb?
5
One, to tell us they're changing a lightbulb. The second, to realize they have a 110W
lightbulb they've bought for a 80W socket. The third to change the lightbulb. The fourth
to nerf the lightswitch so it is only used at certain times. And finally the fifth, to nerf
the power coming into the building so the lightbulb only consumes 80 Watts.
Which means they now need a whole slew of developers to change the rest of the bulbs
that barely have enough juice to glow. This is the logic of CCP.