Kulikan Codex

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over three hundred confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire Citadel.

You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen in this universe.

As we speak, I am contacting my good friends in Jita, and your address is being traced right now. So you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend.

I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can soothe you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my vocabulary skills. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire corporation of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship.