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Golden Helmet

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[-SRP-] Something Really Pretentious

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Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself

The Python Cartel Mk.3: Now lube free!

We are Eve's #1 Autistic Roamosexual PVP corporation. We hunt big game wherever it may be.

Recruiting people who understand that everything in Eve is PvP. Talk to Golden Helmet for details.


PENIS!

---- The below is preserved for its historical significance. RIP Python Mk 2.

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Public channel: "Python Public"


We're asleep. Sssshhh. We might wake up and build another space penis.

NO GODDAMN RUSSIANS.


Corp motto: PENIS!



A glimpse in to the day to day life of The Python Cartel:


[00:46:27] Andrea Skye > the osprey is awesome dammit

[15:05:15] Kerblamo > I AM A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL!

[18:28:46] Inertial > and hull tanking works damnit!

[08:38:56] Obanin Silverwolf > woohoo got my mining ship back =)

[15:17:14] Inertial > I am fleeing from a 11 day old character

[02:01:02] Omgah > i gh and kerblamo are all sex offenders

[20:07:58] Golden Helmet > before anyone asks, yes i accidentall the whole forum



[06:05:01] Omgah > have you heard how many ships kaz lost today
[06:05:17] Omgah > 2 dramiels, two rapiers
[06:05:51] Kazaji > Its not my fault im terrible at this game

[02:08:20] Omgah > being honest isn't being negative
[02:08:27] Golden Helmet > NEGATIVE NANCY
[02:08:34] Omgah > VIRIGIN
[02:08:42] Golden Helmet > TROLL
[02:08:52] Omgah > PROUD OF IT
[02:09:02] Golden Helmet > PROUD OF BEING A VIRIGIN TOO
[02:09:05] Apoctasy > WHAT ARE WE DOING


[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Apoctasy > u mad you cant kill ships?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:35 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?

[22:07:09] Golden Helmet > The Python Cartel: Trolls who Troll Trolls that Troll Trolls

[02:41:49] Theophilas > So how much of that GIla loot will I see lol :) ?
[02:41:59] 00sage00 > none
[02:42:01] Andrea Skye > probably none
[02:42:02] Golden Helmet > ^
[02:42:28] 00sage00 > GH pockets it all to pay for virginity restoration surgery

[05:20:30] Gallabella > i lost my thanny when they cyno'd me in to save an afk rupture

[00:50:22] Golden Helmet > i have logi 5, am i cool now?
[00:50:34] IEATCRAYONS > LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
[00:50:37] Golden Helmet > :(

WAR ELIGIBLE

YES

DATA LINK

http://www.swingnews.org/python/forum/

Faction FW

Independent Alignment

PVP Operations

SHIPS KILL20K
K/L EFF.86%
SHIPS LOST3,2K
ISK DESTROYED1,8 Bln
ISK EFF.83%
ISK LOST371 Mld
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SHIPS
WEEKLY STATS
Orthrus
CONFIRMED KILLS
43
Talwar Fleet Issue
26
Outrider
25
Federation Navy Comet
24
Stabber
21
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SYSTEMS
WEEKLY STATS
Hadozeko
CONFIRMED KILLS
37
Ardar
34
Zarzakh
31
Aubenall
20
NJ4X-S
10

Tactical Engagement Feed

Engage System

Resbroko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

23/05/2026, 02:30:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

123 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

24/05/2026, 01:40:00

Confirm Kills

23

Material Loss

18 Mln ISK

Engage System

Aubenall

Sector Region

Placid

Combat Duration

45 MINUTES

Timestamp

04/06/2026, 01:10:00

Confirm Kills

34

Material Loss

1,5 Mld ISK

Engage System

Eugales

Sector Region

Placid

Combat Duration

20 MINUTES

Timestamp

04/06/2026, 01:55:00

Confirm Kills

34

Material Loss

1,3 Mld ISK

Engage System

Ardar

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

20/05/2026, 01:35:00

Confirm Kills

12

Material Loss

126 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

20/05/2026, 01:45:00

Confirm Kills

7

Material Loss

1,8 Mld ISK

Engage System

Ardar

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

18/05/2026, 18:50:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

38 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

18/05/2026, 19:05:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

15 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

40 MINUTES

Timestamp

14/05/2026, 02:15:00

Confirm Kills

39

Material Loss

439 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

12/05/2026, 00:50:00

Confirm Kills

23

Material Loss

1,1 Mld ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

09/05/2026, 16:20:00

Confirm Kills

16

Material Loss

1,3 Mld ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

07/05/2026, 01:45:00

Confirm Kills

8

Material Loss

52 Mln ISK

Engage System

Ardar

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

07/05/2026, 03:40:00

Confirm Kills

13

Material Loss

305 Mln ISK

Engage System

Frerstorn

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

06/05/2026, 18:30:00

Confirm Kills

11

Material Loss

485 Mln ISK

Engage System

Frerstorn

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

05/05/2026, 18:40:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

59 Mln ISK

Engage System

Eszur

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

04/05/2026, 19:05:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

267 Mln ISK

Engage System

Eszur

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

10 MINUTES

Timestamp

29/04/2026, 02:40:00

Confirm Kills

11

Material Loss

30 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

21/04/2026, 02:00:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

5,1 Mln ISK

Engage System

Hadozeko

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

5 MINUTES

Timestamp

20/04/2026, 03:05:00

Confirm Kills

5

Material Loss

17 Mln ISK

Engage System

Gebuladi

Sector Region

Metropolis

Combat Duration

20 MINUTES

Timestamp

04/04/2026, 04:10:00

Confirm Kills

47

Material Loss

3,9 Mld ISK

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Profilo pubblico della corporazione [GROP3] The Python Cartel. · CEO Golden Helmet · 16 membri · alleanza [-SRP-] Something Really Pretentious.

The Python Cartel.

[GROP3] The Python Cartel. è una corporazione di EVE Online il cui profilo pubblico è disponibile su Capsuleers.app. La scheda raccoglie nome ufficiale, ticker, descrizione fornita dal CEO, data di fondazione, sede operativa, conteggio membri (16), tasse, war eligibility e link diretto al CEO Golden Helmet.

GROP3

La sezione killboard aggregata di The Python Cartel. è alimentata dai dati eve-kill: ISK distrutti, ISK persi, ratio efficiency, kill recenti per regione, navi più frequentemente perse e classifica top killer. I battle report individuano gli engagement principali con sistema, regione, durata, kill confermati e ISK distrutti — utili per ricostruire la cronologia operativa di The Python Cartel. in New Eden.

The Python Cartel. EVE Online

The Python Cartel. fa parte dell'alleanza [-SRP-] Something Really Pretentious. Tutti i dati provengono dall'API ESI ufficiale di Fenris Creations e da eve-kill, con cache lato server per ridurre la latenza e i costi di rate limit. Nessuna informazione sensibile o privata viene mostrata.

GROP3 corp

Il profilo è pensato per recruiter (verifica candidati prima di accettarli), diplomatici (studio di un avversario prima di un fleet engagement), giornalisti della community (contesto per articoli e fleet report), e amministratori Discord. La condivisione su Discord, Reddit e Twitter genera preview Open Graph ricche con il logo di The Python Cartel. e la descrizione del CEO.