[WIPI] We Is Pirates Inc.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT
WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU!
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Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system
[Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of
your corp are


[] A Bunch of Pole Smokin' Fags
[] Bastards
[] Evil Fuckers
[] Salad Tossers
[] Assholes
[] Cunts
[] Homosexuals
[] Motherfuckers
[] Newbs
[] Losers
[] Bitches

and you:

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert
abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to
enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is \xfcber

And we will

[] Pod you and your whole corp.
[] Ass rape your mom.
[] Make you wish you were never born.
[] Bring a dozen dreadnoughts and take your station and use your local channel for our ops channel.....