[GIRDE] Girder Jockey's

Minmatar " in rust we trust"
"Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming."

"The words "I'm going to beat you with a Cane" do not mean hes going to hit you with a Stick with a hook at the end."

"I was trying to salvage a minmatar wreck for 10 minutes,,, until he started firing at me."

"Even if violence isnt the anwser , it makes a damn good opening argument" : thurosh rutish

Rule 1: Pillage then burn.
Rule 6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Rule 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
Rule 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
Rule 30: A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Rule 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
Rule 35: That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
Rule 36: When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
Rule 37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.
Rule 38: Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.
Priority number one: get paid.
Priority number two: Live long enough to spend your money.
Feel good about yourself when you get paid.

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