[TRI-D] Triton Dynamics LLC

TRITON DYNAMICS LLC
Temporarily Closed — Quietly Waiting — Definitely Not Recruiting

Greetings, wandering capsuleer.

You have found Triton Dynamics LLC, an old corporation currently resting beneath the watchful eye of Uncle Han Chao.

Long ago, Triton pilots flew battleships, strategic cruisers, logistics ships, mining barges, and occasionally ships they were not properly skilled to fly. They ran incursions, explored wormholes, mined valuable rocks, completed missions, and learned many expensive lessons involving poor decisions and inadequate insurance.

But every corporation must sometimes become quiet.

As Uncle Han Chao says:

“When station door is closed, wise pilot does not repeatedly press Apply button.”

Triton Dynamics is presently being preserved until the day comes for its engines to awaken again. The hangars are being watched, the paperwork is being ignored responsibly, and the corporation’s assets are under the careful supervision of Uncle Han Chao—who insists everything is accounted for, even if he cannot remember where he placed it.

At this time:

Recruitment is CLOSED.
Applications are NOT being accepted.
The public channel is probably dusty.
The wormhole plans are sleeping peacefully.

Please do not submit an application expecting an invitation. Uncle Han Chao will examine it carefully, nod thoughtfully, drink tea, and then leave it unanswered for several years.

Someday Triton Dynamics may open its doors again. Battleships may undock. Mining lasers may sing. Logistics pilots may once again be blamed for things that were clearly not their fault.

Until then, the corporation remains closed, preserved, and patiently waiting.

Remember:

“A corporation that sleeps is not dead. It is simply avoiding unnecessary fleet operations.”

— Uncle Han Chao
Temporary CEO, Keeper of the Keys, Protector of Forgotten Corporate Assets