[-UO-] Universal Omnitech

Universal Omnitech exists to provide a home for the ambitious, the industrious, and the bold. We plan, plot, prepare, and execute. We do think fortune favors the bold, and we believe that a will can provide a way. Perhaps your balls are still attached. And if you’re reading this, we assume your brain still works to an acceptable degree. If so, you’ve met the first two requirements. Our otherwise reasonable list of requirements is below:
-Full Account, no trials. Long as you can fly a frigate with proper weapons, we’d love to have you
-Be fluent in English. No hablamos Espa\xf1ol, und wir nicht sprechen deutsch. Russians….don’t get us started
-Be nerdy enough to be interesting and vulgar enough to not be too easily offended
-Be mature enough that nobody questions whether you're 18.
-Be reasonably active. Don’t be an asshat and never show up again after a week
Perhaps you’ll fit right in, or perhaps not. Get in touch with our recruiting for more details and benefits.

We are in need of more:
-New pilots willing to learn at a quick pace and willing to fight
-Industrialists who understand the basic concept behind net profit. You know, the don't-end-up-with-a-negative-number thing
-Pilots looking to get into scraps occasionally

We provide:
-Insane planning and occasional diabolical plotting
-Teamspeak 3 server for ops and boredom
-A a friendly alliance
-Help for the noobs

CEO: Unsanity