[ALFAC] AlfaCorp

Now recruiting:

Miners / Industrialists
PVPers
Mission Runners

I must not be a Dramaqueen.
Drama is the Corp-killer.
Drama is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my Drama.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Drama has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

Contacts:
Danibunkins
Archie01
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ALFAC Complaint Form™

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO
SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH
US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD
FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO
HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU



Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the
system [Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the
rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] ****s
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] *****es

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for

[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert
abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to
enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is
uber
[] Main, who's a member of

[] FIX
[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] ISS
[] Stain
[] G Alliance
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about

to come and

[] Kill you all
[] Kill you all and your families
[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife
[] **** your women
[] Kill your mothers
[] Have sex with your family dog

[] Other (Please State)
_____________________________

as revenge for you destroying my

[] Ship.
[] Wallet balance.
[] Pod.
[] Implants.
[] Ego.



I sincerely hope you all

[] Get raped by big black men,
[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,
[] Rot in hell,
[] Get podded back to the stone age,
[] Escrow me my stuff back,
[] Go **** yourselves,
[] Get off on killing people,

Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was
very traumatizing.


As a closing message to my statement I would like
to say

[] **** off and die.
[] You're all a pack of ****s.
[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.
[] I hope you all get **** rot
[] You suck.
[] Revenge will be mine.
[] My corp is coming for you.
[] My alliance is coming for you.
[] Expect a war declaration soon™.

Yours,

[] Sincerely
[] Respectfully
[] Hatefully
[] Truly
[] Rather Confusedly
[] Revengefully
[] With hugs and kisses


[insert victim name]
larry the cuccumber is my hero