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[0GR3] It's all OGRE now

4 membersTax 5%Founded in 2014
CEOTori WalkerIndependent
Killboard
Kills
383
+0 in the last 90 days
Losses
73
+0 in the last 90 days
84%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 93%
ISK destroyed
111.36B
+0 in the last 90 days
Activity
Inactive
0 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
383
Losses
73
Danger Ratio
97%
Final Blows
150
Points
383

ISK

Destroyed
111.36B
Lost
8.70B
Balance
+102.67B
ISK Efficiency
93%

Solo

Solo Kills
69
Solo Ratio
18%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
2
NPC Loss Ratio
3%
Activity
Inactive

Activity

What the corporation flies, where it fights, latest kills and losses

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Most Valuable

The priciest kills in the window

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

Last 90d
Killed
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Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.

Battles

Engagements in the selected window, from our own killmail archive

Description

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; “Shrek is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.