[SISCS] Sinn's Starship Cleaning Services

Tired of all that rust on your hull? Does your cargo hull look like a dustbin? Want to get rid of them 'stiky keys' in the control room?

SISCS will get rid of it for you!
For just a few ISK per m3 of ship volume we'll make sure the job is done!
But, don't call us. We'll call you!

We'll set up an appointment in a designated system of our choice. All you need to do is pay in advance and show up at the agreed time.

Our team of Drakes and personnel will be ready for the job.
- Firstly we will clean the living spaces of your ship. For this it's best that you wait outside the ship in jour capsule pod. Otherwise you would just be in the way.
- After that we'll continue with our specialty. Cleaning the cargo hold. We'll make it nice and shiny and tidy it up so you can see all the walls.
- To finish it off we will use our specially designed railguns using clean'N'sweep antimatter, those Drakes aren't just garbage trucks you know. It'll clean away all the rust on the outside of a hull. For thorough job it's best to deactivate your ships shields first. For your safety it's best that you're still waiting outside the ship in jour pod.
- Finally we'll use our own design of salvager modules to polish the hull.

After all that you are welcome to board your ship. We guarantee that it'll fly like it's lost a lot of weight. You won't recognise it anymore, promised.
The warp disruptor and webifiers holding you down are just to make sure you fill in our evaluation form.

We do such a thorough job we'll know you never have to come back again.