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Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills: 116
Losses: 57
Danger Ratio: 89%
Final Blows: 103
Points: 116

ISK

Destroyed: 14.09B
Lost: 9.26B
Balance: +4.83B
ISK Efficiency: 60%

Solo

Solo Kills: 54
Solo Ratio: 47%
Avg Kills/Day: —

Other

NPC Losses: 6
NPC Loss Ratio: 11%
Activity: Inactive

Activity

What the corporation flies, where it fights, latest kills and losses

ShipsLast 90d

SystemsLast 90d

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Most Valuable

The priciest kills in the window

Matchups

Who they kill, who kills them, what they lose

Last 90d

Killed

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Hulls LostLosses broken down by hull class.

Battles

Engagements in the selected window, from our own killmail archive

Description

ON THE 10TH DAY OF MY LOCKED UP METH MARATHON, THE TARP LAID ACROSS THE FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT BEGAN TO BOIL WITH THE SPILLED SEED, SWEAT, MIASMA OF A PERSON ON THE VERGE OF KILLING GOD WITH THEIR OWN STUBBORN MADNESS. ALL OF THE CARVED FRUIT BEGAN TO FUME UP FROM THE HUMIDITY. THE WALLS WERE CAKED WITH A SICKENING RESIN. EVERY TIME MY QUIVERING HANDS CLOSED, I FELT LIGHTNING IN MY SPINE. IT CRACKLED AND WITH HORRIBLE MOVEMENTS I BEGAN TO DANCE WAY, FEELING MY POSSESSED SINEW SNAP WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART. AT THIS POINT I HAD ONLY KNOWN BREATHS STOLEN FROM OF THE ASHY TAR THAT LAY IN THE AIR OF MY APARTMENT FOR DAYS, MY TONGUE BLED FROM THE DRYNESS, MY THROAT SWOLLEN LIKE A WEEK OLD CORPSE, WHAT LITTLE SLOBBER I COULD STILL SLING WAY DISTURBED THIS ACRID ATMOSPHERE, MOTES OF DEATH WRAPPING AROUND ME AS I CONTINUED MY FINAL DANCE. I WAS TO DIE WHERE I WAS BORN!!!!!!!! IN AN ANALOGUE OF MY OWN FILTH!!!!! I SHOOK MY FISTS UP AT THE CEILING!!!! I ENVIED THE MOST USELESS OF THINGS!!!!!! I CURSED THE BIRDS LOOKING DOWN ON ME THROUGH THE WEEPING WALLS, WAITING FOR THEIR MEAL TO ROT AWAY!!!!!!!! I WAS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF GOD, SHEDDING MY BODY, I SANG TO IT. HORRID LINE OF BONE SCRAPING WAY, OH GOD: HOW MAY YOU RECOVER FROM THIS DEATH OF YOURS? WRING YOUR SINEW ABLISTER, FASHION YOUR BONES INTO SPEARS, POLISH THIS BROKEN WORLD OF ALL IT IS WORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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