[TMTBL] Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube

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Tears-Makes-The-Best-Lube – All Hail the Drunken Throne

This is not a corp.
This is a benevolent dictatorship… if “benevolent” means unstable and “dictatorship” means bring your own beer.

Our Glorious Leadership:

Supreme Overlord Vor Stack – Perma-drunk visionary. Makes strategic decisions based on gut feeling and empty cans.

Commissar Underworld – Vanished into his Bradley, emerging only to remind us he still outranks you.

Gate Martyr Firewolf – Lives to die first. Usually on a gate. Sometimes in station.

Mandatory Citizen Duties:

50M+ SP and 2 TOONS (because one is for fighting and one is for “accidents”)

Obey fleet pings… or be labeled a “strategic resource” in enemy space

Participate in PvP, PvE, and Industry across Null, Low, and High for the Glory of the State

Sell all loot to the Buyback Program (so leadership can afford more booze)

State Benefits:

Fleet ops at unpredictable times for maximum chaos

A strong tradition of ship explosions – sometimes even the enemy’s

No HR. No democracy. No mercy.

Join now, citizen.
Or be peacefully liberated at gunpoint.

WAR ELIGIBLE

NO

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Independent Alignment

PVP Operations

SHIPS KILL126
K/L EFF.56%
SHIPS LOST98
ISK DESTROYED161 Mld
ISK EFF.85%
ISK LOST27 Mld
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