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[YAPP.] 10 Minutes of Talking

4 membersTax 0%Founded in 2026
Killboard
Kills
42
+42 in the last 90 days
Losses
14
+14 in the last 90 days
75%
Efficiency
ISK Efficiency 56%
ISK destroyed
3.95B
+3.95B in the last 90 days
Activity
Medium
0.5 kills/day · last 90 days

Combat Record

Career-long numbers from eve-kill

Combat

Kills
42
Losses
14
Danger Ratio
100%
Final Blows
28
Points
134

ISK

Destroyed
3.95B
Lost
3.12B
Balance
+829.8M
ISK Efficiency
56%

Solo

Solo Kills
20
Solo Ratio
48%
Avg Kills/Day
—

Other

NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0%
Activity
Medium

Activity

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Description

10 MINUTES OF TALKING
Ten minutes is all it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing.

We are the premier non-teaching corporation dedicated to mastering and sharing the art of talking about wormhole space without necessarily participating in it.

Formerly associated with several organizations, some of which have since revised their recruitment policies, 10 Minutes of Talking proudly continues the ancient traditions of excessive bureaucracy, recreational diplomacy, selective outrage, and unauthorized visits to other people's wormholes.

Our mission is to provide capsuleers of all experience levels with a collaborative environment in which minor disagreements can be nurtured into lifelong grievances.

We believe every problem can be solved through open dialogue, provided that dialogue takes place behind closed doors, is documented selectively, and concludes with a unilateral decision.

OUR COMPREHENSIVE CURRICULUM INCLUDES:

• Advanced Diplomacy: Turning a ten-minute conversation into a six-week diplomatic incident.

• Conflict Resolution: Removing the source of disagreement, preferably without informing them beforehand.

• Operational Security: Treating every member as a potential spy while accidentally publishing sensitive information in Discord.

• Strategic Leadership: Making difficult decisions quickly, then spending months explaining why nobody was consulted.

• Wormhole Navigation: Identifying other people's home systems and explaining why our presence is actually their fault.

• Psychological Warfare: Deploying inexpensive Minmatar infrastructure to inflict catastrophic damage on enemy morale and ammunition reserves.

• Artificial Intelligence: Harnessing modern technology to manufacture an unlimited supply of increasingly elaborate nonsense.

• Musical Diplomacy: Why settle for a Discord argument when Suno can transform your grievance into a fully produced dance anthem? We consider this the greatest advancement in diplomacy since the block button.

MINIMUM MEMBERSHIP REQUIREMENTS:

• One unresolved grievance, preferably inherited.
• A demonstrated ability to mistake criticism for espionage.
• Three screenshots taken entirely out of context.
• An unwavering commitment to transparency, except when inconvenient.
• A firm belief that you are the only reasonable person in the room.
• The ability to say "we need to talk" without intending to listen.

RECRUITMENT STATUS: CLOSED PENDING INTERNAL REVIEW

Applications will be reviewed by the Department of Personnel, Diplomacy, Arbitration, Human Resources, and Hurt Feelings.

Applicants should expect an interview, background investigation, psychological evaluation, and a brief ten-minute conversation that may result in immediate expulsion.

No explanation will be provided, but a town hall may eventually be scheduled to discuss why.

DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS:

All inquiries should be directed to our Department of Unnecessary Escalation.

Communications may be recorded, misinterpreted, leaked, or transformed into musical theater without prior notice.

OUR PHILOSOPHY:

We believe wormhole space is a place for cooperation, exploration, friendship, and mutual respect.

Unfortunately, we have yet to encounter anyone who meets our standards.

We don't seek conflict. We seek meaningful dialogue.

And if meaningful dialogue fails, we have fourteen unreleased songs explaining why you're wrong.

10 MINUTES OF TALKING

Ten minutes to talk. Ten weeks to investigate. Ten years to get over it.

All grievances are 100% artisanal. All music is proudly Suno-generated. All diplomatic incidents are entirely self-inflicted.