Linda Shadowborn

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 4.92

Alleanza

No Alliance Affiliation

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Flying minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair firing Uzis. it is totally kick ass till you crash at the bottom and wonder what the hell made you think it was a good idea in the first place.

A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.


[20:34:44] Yasemin Hanim
Linda Shadowborn aawww
[20:34:49] Yasemin Hanim > ur so cute

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SHIPS KILL142
K/L EFF.97%
SHIPS LOST4
ISK DESTROYED590 Mld
ISK EFF.98%
ISK LOST7,3 Mld
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