Kris Kozak

Murphy's Law of Eve
1) If the Enemy is in missile range, So are You!!!
2) Incoming missiles have the right of way.
3) Overkill works.
4) A brand new ship is a magnet for PvP.
5) No plan survives the first contact with the enemy.
6) Teamwork is essential, it gives pirates someone else to shoot at.
7) Five second bombs blowup in three seconds.
8) If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in 0.0 space.
9) One Player PvP is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
10) There isn't anything friendy about friendy fire!
11) Combat experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
12) The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the training of the weapon's operater skills.
13) Don't fuck up!