Captain Kanki

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: -2.17

Corporazione

[B] Brutor Tribe

Alleanza

No Alliance Affiliation

In-Game Bio Feed

When it gets cold...
15\xb0C: Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
10\xb0C: French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
5\xb0C: Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0\xb0C: Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
-5\xb0C: First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10\xb0C: Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20\xb0C: Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having the last barbeque before winter.
-30\xb0C: Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50\xb0C: Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
-70\xb0C: Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
-273\xb0C: Absolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300\xb0C: Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.