[OLD F] Old farts club

The Old Farts Corporation is essentially an interstellar retirement home for crusty,
geriatric spacefarers. This is the perfect place to hang up your warp drives and complain
about the youth of today whilst enveloping yourselves in a self satisfied and slightly
patronising air of nostalgic rhetoric. Our fleet is predominately steam powered and our
cargo holds are filled with pipes, tobacco, slippers and hemorrhoid cream.
If you wish to join us, our only requirement is the uniform - Navy issue rubber underwear!
If you smell of lavender , if you remember the good old days when you had to
manually dock, taking days if not weeks to align your craft with the centrifugal dodgings of
tech 0.2 space stations, if the Secure Commerce Commission refuse to insure you because of
eyesight or senility issues then this is the place for you! 24 hour nursing available and
yes, we still use chamber pots! These new sonic toilets give you nappy rash!