[D.I.X] DEEP IMPACT EXCAVATIONS

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Deep Impact Excavations
<<< now hiring >>>
- hulk/Mackinaw/Orca pilots or any miner
- expierenced low sec pvp pilots
- Industrialists/Mission Runners
- Transport blockade runners
- Ratters
All races welcome / All SP levels excepted

"You can have our guns when you pry it from our paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hands."

We operate an NBSI policy. recruitment is open. no trial accounts. contact any member but specifically Dadi Bjarnason or Nereus.

Hiring pilots of all races

Memo to all corp members:
In order to assure the highest levels of
quality work and productivity from our pilots,
it will be our policy to keep all pilots well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH
INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T in the corp, please see your Director. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Directors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Members who don't take their S.H.I.T. will
be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously
will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Directors
took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all
full of S.H.I.T already.