Sav Rasah

Guy walks into a bar with a Giraffe on a leash. The bartender says "What can I get you?" The guy says "Two whiskeys." Bartenders pours them and the man slams one while the Giraffe picks his up with his mouth and tips his head back, emptying the whiskey into his mouth in a gulp. The bartender looks up at the Giraffe and nods, with an impressed look about him. The man orders two more shots, and the bartender pours them. This goes on for almost an hour until the man is barely able to stand and the Giraffe passed out on the floor. The guy gets up, and while leaning against the bar, leaves a two hundred dollar bills on the bar and begins to stumble out of the bar. When the man gets to the door, the bartender yells at the guy and motions at the Giraffe, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy turns and says, "That's no lion, that's a Giraffe!"