Alan Peterson

Status: Active

CREATED ON: ...

SECURITY STATUS: 1.29

Alleanza

No Alliance Affiliation

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Alan: Hung like a hamster and ready to party!!

Clan: Um dude you know hamsters are small right.

Alan: Exactly and I am a GOd amoung them!!

Clan: OK maybe you need to spend less time doing those 50 jump runs man.

Alan: Are you crazy, do you know what its like to masterbate in jump space? AWESOME!!

Clan: Maybe that's why you're hung like a hamster now.

Alan: Besides I hooked the clans expresso machin up to my ride just to get through the long runs.
Clan: That's why you are vibrating at a frequency that is generaly annoying to everyone. No wonder you are always getting attacked where ever you go. You are a becon of anoying!

Alan: Jelloysy dosn't suit you my brothers in arms. Now go, go forth and mine for the hamster king.

Clan: And we thought pople were crazy in 0 Sec.....