Lysander Magnus

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Alleanza

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PROUD MEMBER OF THE ROCK ALLIANCE

SEMPER FI

SEAHAWKS WERE ROBBED

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does
not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather,
roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no
wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo
meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before
you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time
to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck
met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.
JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup,
but knowing that
Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your
sleep.

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